i now like e-bill

In the past, I didn’t like “paperless” (e-bill).  I felt like businesses were trying to goad me into it.  Every time I would log into my accounts, I would get the usual message, “go paperless?”  I didn’t like it.  I always wanted a paper record even though I did my payments online.  Looking back, I’ve never looked over old paper statements more then once or twice in years.  I still have untouched cancelled checks in a drawer from twenty years ago.

Now paperless is the way I like to operate.  Going to the mailbox is no longer as depressing, and my volume of mail is nearly zero except for the usual coupons and flyers.

I use the banking program GnuCash to track my checking account balance at all times, including upcoming payments that are scheduled and making various notes about things.

In my main “business” e-mail account, I have two folders:  “e-bill_in” and “e-bill_paid”.  Statement notifications and payment-due e-mails go into “e-bill_in”.  Once paid, I move the e-mail to “e-bill_paid” along with the payment confirmation e-mail.  I still use a paper calendar to see a month at a glance and to cross off things that are done.  I don’t find a virtual calendar to be as handy.  I use a virtual calendar more for things like birthdays and appointments (colonoscopy on 4-15-14 @ 2pm, for example).

Things that can be paid by a credit card (ISP, cellular, various net services) are paid that way, then I can just pay one credit-card bill monthly.

My little system is working quite well for me at the moment.  I can always refine it later.  I write all of about five paper checks per year now.  It feels weird to have to look for the checkbook. 

foofy vodka

You suck down that cocktail and you’ll go numb… or PTFA PTFO (pass the f*** out).  We lika da blue/green foofy drinks. My days of cocktail snobbery are over.

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mild truisms at home

My phone doesn’t ring for days at a time, yet when I am sleeping in, or sleeping one off, on a Saturday morning, some goof will call.

Rarely does anyone call at my door, yet when I am in the shower, sitting on the toilet, or shaving while naked, someone will knock like a manic at my front door.  Later, when I can go to the door, there will be no sign that anyone was there.  I might just have to install a camera.

Sometimes both will happen at the same time.

dropbox cancellation

I only took a dropbox storage account because it was a nice deal in conjunction with a phone I bought.  Then comes an e-mail explaining the new arbitration “agreement” in a rather ridiculous fashion.  What goofball corporate spin.  Cancel!

We’re adding an arbitration section to our updated Terms of Service. Arbitration is a quick and efficient way to resolve disputes, and it provides an alternative to things like state or federal courts where the process could take months or even years.  

The Consumerist has a good rundown of it here.

It’s almost as good as saying that a Comcast Time-Warner merger will benefit customers.

 

target’s deprived consumer

For two consecutive Sundays I have been unable to pull the Target weekly ad between about 11AM and 1PM EST (UTC -5).  Sunday afternoon is my favorite time to shop the local Target store, but only after seeing the online ad first.  Usually Target has the weekly ad available on the server very early on Sunday mornings.  The Target retail empire will surely crumble because I have been deprived.  omg!  OMG!  lol.

I guess the webserver and I will eventually be OK.

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reading list for my sick days

While I’m down for the count for a few days trying to recover from something affecting the upper third of my body, I’ve been enjoying some light reading.  I often read fairly weighty tomes of a socio-political nature, but sometimes I like to dip into things that are lighter.

Here is my “therapeutic, get well soon” reading list for these recovery days:

  • some pulp science fiction by Homer Eon Flint.  From the 1920’s, it’s light, easy, and fun.  Most are free at manybooks.net.  Free, fun, soothing.  Each one can be read in a few hours.
  • “Ghost in the Wires: My Adventures as the World’s Most Wanted Hacker” which is about Kevin Mitnick.  I enjoy stories from the 70’s and 80’s about the big-iron mainframes and phone phreaking.
  • anything by Cory Doctorow.

I hoping to be well enough by tomorrow to sit up properly and maybe even drive a car!

total sick day

I’m missing work Thursday and Friday.  Fortunately, a job for those two days got cancelled, so I don’t even have to notify the office that I can’t come to work.  I can sit (un)comfortably at home and not get docked personal time.

It’s head, throat, and chest, a whole lotta phlegm and snot.  I feel so bad that I can’t sleep, so I took a generic Zyrtec to hopefully knock myself out and get some rest.

Meanwhile, some comfort activities:

  • a Sunbutter (like peanut butter but is sunflower-seed based) and jelly sammitch.
  • a couple of episodes of the 1970’s TV series The Rockford Files.  The show was often corny, but I always find James Garner to be charming.
  • a tablet balanced on my stomach, so I don’t even have to get off the sofa to read or make posts, do e-mail, etc.

Meanwhile back to the sandwich.

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80’s dance fave – viola wills

I loved to dance to her cover of “Stormy Weather” in the early 80’s.  The clubbin’ was good then.  I thought of Viola Wills, and she was an easy find on Google.

Now I’m so lazy.  Well, the computer room does have a sound system, but there’s not much dancing in here.  There’s even a subwoofer in the bedroom.