i now like e-bill

In the past, I didn’t like “paperless” (e-bill).  I felt like businesses were trying to goad me into it.  Every time I would log into my accounts, I would get the usual message, “go paperless?”  I didn’t like it.  I always wanted a paper record even though I did my payments online.  Looking back, I’ve never looked over old paper statements more then once or twice in years.  I still have untouched cancelled checks in a drawer from twenty years ago.

Now paperless is the way I like to operate.  Going to the mailbox is no longer as depressing, and my volume of mail is nearly zero except for the usual coupons and flyers.

I use the banking program GnuCash to track my checking account balance at all times, including upcoming payments that are scheduled and making various notes about things.

In my main “business” e-mail account, I have two folders:  “e-bill_in” and “e-bill_paid”.  Statement notifications and payment-due e-mails go into “e-bill_in”.  Once paid, I move the e-mail to “e-bill_paid” along with the payment confirmation e-mail.  I still use a paper calendar to see a month at a glance and to cross off things that are done.  I don’t find a virtual calendar to be as handy.  I use a virtual calendar more for things like birthdays and appointments (colonoscopy on 4-15-14 @ 2pm, for example).

Things that can be paid by a credit card (ISP, cellular, various net services) are paid that way, then I can just pay one credit-card bill monthly.

My little system is working quite well for me at the moment.  I can always refine it later.  I write all of about five paper checks per year now.  It feels weird to have to look for the checkbook. 

foofy vodka

You suck down that cocktail and you’ll go numb… or PTFA PTFO (pass the f*** out).  We lika da blue/green foofy drinks. My days of cocktail snobbery are over.

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mild truisms at home

My phone doesn’t ring for days at a time, yet when I am sleeping in, or sleeping one off, on a Saturday morning, some goof will call.

Rarely does anyone call at my door, yet when I am in the shower, sitting on the toilet, or shaving while naked, someone will knock like a manic at my front door.  Later, when I can go to the door, there will be no sign that anyone was there.  I might just have to install a camera.

Sometimes both will happen at the same time.